THAT'S JUST PANDORABLE

The incomparable Taylor Swift, on her way to a massive #1 chart bow, drops by Pandora to collect a "Billionaire" plaque marking 9 billion spins on the service. Which was quite a coincidence, since 9 billion is also the number of photo ops Taylor has done during her release week—though, as her expression clearly conveys, she is weathering it all with the stamina of an Olympian. Pandora's Jeff Z, meanwhile, having stood up from his desk, felt ever so sleepy.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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