#TBT: THE MORE THINGS CHANGE,
THE MORE WE STAY THE SAME

This week's Throwback Thursday rendering of Adele (crossed with Alfred E. Neuman, as illustrated by the great Sam Viviano) graced the cover of our Anniversary issue way back in 2012, when people got their music on piano rolls and a Baby Ruth cost just a nickel!Now, of course, the British chanteuse is back and ascending to ever-greater heights of fame (as her catalog recordings leap back onto the sales charts), while we descend to ever-lower depths of lame.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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