APPLE DOES IT AGAIN

Apple’s fiscal Q4 (which ended on 9/30) was once again crammed with enormous numbers—a profit of $11.1 billion in profit, +31% year over year; $51.5 billion in revenue, +22%; 48m iPhones sold, compared to 39 million a year earlier—with only two weeks of 6s sales included. And this time the numbers exceeded analysts’ expectations. As a result, shares are up 2.6% as of noon EDT to $117.57.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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