RUMOR MILL
Monday, October 19, 2015
FRANCO'S $2.5 MILLION BAR MITZVAH
Hollywood’s most eligible Jewish bachelor, James Franco, took over the Hollywood Palladium to throw the best Bar Mitzvah this town has ever seen. Hilarity For Charity co-founders Seth Rogen and Lauren Miller-Rogen hosted the 4th annual star-studded variety show in conjunction with Funny Or Die, raising over $2.5 million towards the fight against Alzheimer's. L'chaim!
| L-R: Event Producer Suzi Dietz, Rabbi Brian Zachary Mayer, Lauren Miller-Rogen, Seth Rogen |
Highlights included Jeff Goldblum acting as the mohel during Franco's circumcision, Zac Efron's Oscar-worthy performance as Franco's foreskin, HAIM'S rendition of "Havah Nagilah" and Miley Cryrus humping a giant Star of David as she covered Leonard Cohen's "I'm A Man" while HITS Super Jew Naomi Robin, rushed the stage to mosh with Miley, Franco and Rogen.
| Left: Naomi Robin, James Franco; Right: Sofee Gregory, Jennifer Beer-Dietz, James Franco, Jesse Beer-Dietz |
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOURrumor mail
