RUMOR MILL
Friday, October 9, 2015
BIEBER REVEALED
This ones for the fans. Def Jam's Justin Bieber just revealed the cover art for his upcoming album, Purpose—due 11/13. Disclaimer: He's shirtless. *Cue squeals*
He's been teasing this moment for the last hour, piecing the image together like a puzzle by posting nine snips of isolated sections. Predictably, people have lost their shit. One Instagrammer commented, "THE SEXIEST BELLY BUTTON IVE EVER SEEN OMFHSJ," while multiple others have been exclaiming "ILLUMINATI!"
Bieber is obviously in the Illuminati, but we are the ones with the sexiest belly buttons, damn it.
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOURrumor mail
