At UMPG's recent Global Creative Conference, Pulitzer-winning novelist and Uptown Special lyricist Michael Chabon celebrates his new pub deal with pubco ruler Jody Gerson and legendary singer/songwriter Randy Newman, whom Chabon interviewed at the event. Gerson subsequently instructed the two to turn this photo into a song cycle, which would then be adapated into a film, then a Broadway musical that would then be repurposed as a film and finally as a series of tweets to be read aloud by Bruno Mars. Later, there were mojitos.
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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