DID DIDDY MAKE DUMBBELL MOVE AT UCLA?

Some stuff you just can’t make up. TMZ reports that P. Diddy was arrested early Monday afternoon for allegedly attacking a UCLA assistant football coach with—get this—a kettlebell.

Diddy—who’s described by the UCLA staff as a "helicopter dad" for hovering over practices—had been on the sidelines Sunday when Sal Alosi, the team’s strength and conditioning coach, tore into his son Justin Combs, a defensive back on the Bruins. The next day, the story goes, Diddy returned to campus, where he confronted the coach in his office at the athletic facility. Campus Police arrested Diddy for felony assault and took him into custody.

A source connected with Diddy tells TMZ that Diddy himself initially wanted to call police, but the phone was taken out of his hands. He then grabbed a kettlebell and held it up in a defensive position. So it’s hard to say at this point who was the attacker.

By the way, this is the same Sal Alosi who, as a New York Jets coach during the 2010 season, was suspended by the NFL for tripping a Miami Dolphins player who was covering a punt.

Head Coach Jim Mora called this an "unfortunate incident for all parties involved" and said the team would let the legal process run its course.