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Monday, June 22, 2015

WIGGIN' WITH FALL OUT BOY

"Hey there, sugar muffin," murmurs Pete Wentz of DCD2/Island's Fall Out Boy to the alluring stranger with the jet-black bangs. "How'd you like to explore the tour bus of a chart-topping—wait a minute, you're no groupie...you're manager Bob McLynn of Crush Music, no doubt sporting an Uma Thurman wig to help us promote our hot current single, 'Uma Thurman.' Still, you're a tall glass of water, and that's no lie."

 
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HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/29a)
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TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/29a)
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HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
Let's make a deal. (4/29a)
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SONG STREAMS: SWIFT SETS STREAMING RECORD
Another triumph for the master marketer (4/29a)
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CLIVE CHATS CLIVE, CARNEGIE HALL TRIBUTE AND MORE
The ageless one is feted. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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