"OK, we've kept them waiting long enough," Jimmy Iovine tells his colleagues at Apple as they plan for next week's big unveiling. "Time to save the universe." Sadly, the impact of the rollout was diminished when a blogger leaked that the new iPad contains an actual unicorn. Seen just before pranking Daniel Ek with a playlist of Swedish marching songs are (l-r) Iovine, Tim Cook, Dr. Dre and Eddy Cue.
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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