THE DUKE OF DEVILS

Super-attorney and Duke fanatic Eric Greenspan displays his victory attire--note not only the mascots but the basketball buttons--in the wake of his Devils' NCAA triumph. "For all the people who sent me congratulatory emails after the game," he explains, "I brought out a shirt my partner's wife made for me 20 years ago." In a related story, alumni handshakes are not tax-deductible.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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