DOWNTOWN FUNK

City of Hope's Taste of Hope gala went down last night, and our own Todd Hensley once again managed to crash the event by posing as a food server. Here's Todd Photoshopped into a scene from the 2014 event. Actually present were Big Machine's Scott Borchetta, iHeartMedia's Tom Poleman, megastar Taylor Swift, Premiere Networks' Alissa Pollack and iHeart's Bobby Bones. We’re expecting a report from Todd after he sleeps it off.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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