Thanks to special-effects magic, freshly inked UMPG singer/songwriter Tobias Jesso, Jr. appears in this photo to loom freakishly over pubco ruler Jody Gerson. In fact, Tobias is standing on an apple box. Later, the two spun some Emitt Rhodes vinyl and then played a vicious round of half-court one-on-one.
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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