Sony Plays Ball

HARD BALLERS PLAY SOFTBALL: Columbia Records held its 5th Annual Softball Tournament in Central Park in sweltering heat, with the label splitting into six teams. Unfortunately, four of those teams were playing cricket. Columbia Chairman/CEO Rob Stringer and Chairman/COO Steve Barnett, neither of whom would know a baseball bat from a sticky wicket, present the victors of the competition, the Purple Team, led by label SVP Marketing Doneen Lombardi, with the award, which went to the team that stepped in the least dog poop. (7/16p)

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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