AND WE CAN'T STOP: At his yearly pre-Grammy party—clearly the most memorable social gathering of the season—the legendary Clive Davis schools RCA artist Miley Cyrus in the history of twerking. "The year was 1957," the iconic starmaker recalled. "At the time, the rhythmic manipulation of gluteal muscles by female dancers was a popular form associated with boogie-woogie, and was known as 'ba-tonka-tonking.' Then came free jazz..." The lesson was briefly interrupted when Joe Riccitelli accidentally rode a wrecking ball into the buffet table, but order was quickly restored. (1/27p)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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