“The counts of the indictment may seem banal on the surface,” opines Cash Money/Republic’s Lil Wayne to UTA agent Mike G, “but they lay the groundwork for significant legal jeopardy by using previously documented fraud to outline a scheme to unlawfully influence the election. Now go get me another blunt because this one went out while I was talking.”

We kid, of course—Wayne and Mike were really celebrating the sold-out Welcome to Tha Carter Tour, which was preceded by a Rolling Loud appearance on 3/4. It’s just one of many recent triumphs for Mike, whose other clients include The Kid LAROI (who launched his first college arena tour on 3/22 and is booked for festivals from Coachella to Red Fest Dubai), WizKid (in North American arenas this fall), Romeo Santos (hitting stadiums in four cities in June), Yeat (who’s jumped from 1,000-capacity to 5,000-capacity venues in just a year), Lucki (who sold out most dates on his 25-city run) and Anees (embarking on his second UTA-booked North American tour in May).

Rumors that Mike plans to get all of his clients’ itineraries tattooed on his face could not be confirmed at press time.