Todd Hensley hails from small-town Texas. He's spent lots and lots of time in Nashville. He knows tons of people in the country-music and Americana worlds. So you'd think he'd be ideally situated to sail into Stagecoach and look right at home—cool, even. Yet somehow, inexplicably, Todd showed up with just one shirt... that shirt.

In any case, here are some photos of Todd doing his customary pointing at several industry professionals, all of whom managed to refrain from commenting on that shirt. And as long as we're here, we might as well share a bunch of old pics of Todd modeling the rest of his memorable wardrobe.

In this photo, Todd makes himself insufferable to AEG’s Rich Schaefer and CAA’s Darin Murphy and Rob Light.

Here we see Todd irritating the bejeezus out of Spotify's Jeremy Erlich.

That's Todd spoiling a perfectly good photo op with CAA-repped Big Machine artist Shaylen and CAA’s Rod Essig.

We sincerely hope the triumphant weekend of Morgan Wallen and Seth England will not be haunted by this memory.

Todd and Taylor, in a tableau that inspired no poetry that we can imagine.

If you need someone to point at your artist, Todd is always ready. Just ask Darius Rucker.

During this nautical excursion, the fish really dominated the conversation.

Here's that shirt again. We see it in our nightmares, so why shouldn't you?