STERN TALK: As always, Howard Stern had a lot to say on the second installment of CNN’s new Piers Morgan Tonight Show last night, claiming he almost quit his Sirius XM Radio job last year except for his “neurotic compulsion,” claiming, "Really, why am I doing this anymore? It makes me crazy. I hate getting up early in the morning, and I don't particularly like doing the show... I think it's my identity. Like, this is who I am. This is what I do." Predictably, Stern also trashed Jay Leno (“He’s not fit to scrub David Letterman’s feet”) and even the show’s host (“I want to congratulate you on unseating a 95-year-old man… I think you’re a terrific judge and a nice man, but who the hell knows what you’re gonna do on here? What’s going to happen three months from now when you’re interviewing Scott Baio?” In the video below, the King of All Media proves to Morgan he’s not wearing a wig. (1/19p)