Grammy Expozier

Columbia EVP/GM Joel Klaiman suggests breakout artist (and Song of the Year nominee) Hozier pen a follow-up called "Take Me to Schul," which would chronicle a Jewish lad's forbidden desire for a BLT. Seen kleibing serious naches are (l-r) Klaiman, Columbia ruler Rob Stringer, Hozier, Jordin Sparks and John Mayer.

Charlie the Virgo

Republic chief Monte Lipman, Co-Chair Avery Lipman, EVP Charlie Walk and A&R honcho Wendy Goldstein trade a few verses with artist Sage the Gemini. Later, the rapper gifted all the execs with their own zodiac belt buckles.

Cage Match

RCA CEO Peter Edge and prexy/COO Tom Corson get Alternative with artists Cage the Elephant. No elephants were harmed in the captioning of this photo.

It's a Mitzvah

"Tell me, rabbi," says Capitol Music Group EVP/GM Greg Thompson to legendary producer/Blue Note head Don Was, "What does the Torah say about consuming pork in a spring roll in a Chinese restaurant at Christmastime, if one doesn't know the pork is there? Is it still trayf?" "Greg," Was replied, "I'm not a rabbi, and you're not Jewish." "I know," said Thompson, "but I thought it might help my career." Later Billboard ran a feature on Don's sandals.

A World of Fun

Epic topper L.A. Reid brings the Grammy fabulousness to a photo op with Black Magnetic/Epic trophy-winners A Great Big World and Janelle Monae, with whose Wondaland production company he just announced a label deal. Shortly after this was snapped, AGBW's Ian Axel busted out his breakdance moves.

Shawn-Rise

Island head David Massey and UMG ruler Lucian Grainge pose with viral breakout Shawn Mendes, who had uploaded this photo and gotten 150k likes on it before it was even taken.