In honor of this pic featuring top Epic execs at hot R&B artist Mariah the Scientist’s sold-out show at L.A.’s Wiltern Theatre, we are donning our cleanest white lab coats, turning our Bunsen burners all the way up and filling our beakers with fine cognac. Seen feeling some serious musical chemistry are (l-r) Epic GM Rick Sackheim, Chairwoman Sylvia Rhone, Mariah the Scientist and President Zeke Lewis.
OH, TANNENBAUM! ANOTHER GREAT CAREER HITS THE SKIDS
Another talented journalist trapped in the career cul de sac (5/20a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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