What does legendary mogul, industry mega-macher and aficionado of corned beef Irving Azoff think about HITS' forthcoming 37th anniversary special issue, soon to land upon desks and doorsteps like a brick flung from the very depths of hell? Probably exactly what he thought about all the issues that preceded it—a sentiment expressed, with typical Azoffian directness, via a single digit in this vintage photo. We trust you will feel much the same, dear readers, but Anni 37 will be plopping down in due time nonetheless. Is there any point in apologizing again?
OH, TANNENBAUM! ANOTHER GREAT CAREER HITS THE SKIDS
Another talented journalist trapped in the career cul de sac (5/20a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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