NOT WORKING BLUE

“Dammit,” says Warner Records COO/Co-Chairman Tom Corson inwardly as he helps bestow a platinum plaque on alt-pop star Ashnikko for her single “Daisy,” “I fully planned to wear my blue wig today, but I left it on the credenza again.” We think the pic came out great anyway. Seen feeling particularly glad this was not happening via Zoom are (l-r) manager and Various Artists Management U.S. CEO Matt Luxon, Corson, Ashnikko and Warner CEO/Co-Chairman Aaron Bay-Schuck.

HITS LIST: HORSEPOWER
VRRMMMM (5/21a)
HARD LAUNCH: EILISH GOES BIG AGAIN
"Lunch" and other tasty treats (5/20a)
OH, TANNENBAUM! ANOTHER GREAT CAREER HITS THE SKIDS
Another talented journalist trapped in the career cul de sac (5/20a)
NEAR TRUTHS: VARIANTS
Celebrity death match underway on album chart. (5/20a)
ON THE COVER:
HOZIER
Pour some sugar on us. (5/21a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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