With an earworm smash in streaming behemoth “As It Was” and a pair of triumphant Coachella headlining sets leading up to the 5/20 release of his feverishly anticipated third solo set, Harry’s House, Columbia superstar Harry Styles is dressed for mega-success. The only figurative fray in Harry’s chic ensemble is his unsightly appearance on the cover of this disheveled rag.
OH, TANNENBAUM! ANOTHER GREAT CAREER HITS THE SKIDS
Another talented journalist trapped in the career cul de sac (5/20a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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