MARKET CAPTAIN:
SIR LUCIAN GRAINGE


Following a gangbusters debut on Amsterdam’s Euronext exchange, Sir Lucian Grainge’s UMG has soared to an eye-popping $51.4b/€43.8B market cap. It’s a validation not only of the red-hot music group but the biz overall as the streaming revolution drives valuations ever skyward. That said, Sir Grainge is eager to shed the penny stock known as HITS, if he can find anyone to buy.

HITS LIST: HORSEPOWER
VRRMMMM (5/17a)
NEAR TRUTHS: VARIANTS
Celebrity death match underway on album chart (5/17a)
OH, TANNENBAUM! ANOTHER GREAT CAREER HITS THE SKIDS
Another talented journalist trapped in the career cul de sac (5/17a)
THE COUNT: LIVE NATION TAPS TYLER, POST, BLINK FOR TOP U.S. FESTS
Cornering the market on surefire headliners (5/17a)
STAPLETON, WILSON BIG WINNERS AT THE ACMs
A genre mash-up at the home of the Cowboys (5/17a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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