VAULTBOY JUMPS TO TOP OF VIRAL CHART

Thanks to his tongue-in-cheek track "Everything Sucks," Vaultboy entered Spotify's Global Viral chart on Tuesday at #1. The song, distributed by Venice and released via Fast Friends, enjoys more than 200k clips on TikTok and millions of plays in Instagram Reels.

Vaultboy's original video of "Everything Sucks" was uploaded to TikTok in February and has since amassed more than 7m views. It has also been added to Spotify's Pop Rising playlist. Listen to the track here and watch the viral video below.

If Vaultboy needs any advice, we're experts on powering through tough times—we've been sucking for over 30 years, after all.

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