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Thursday, December 17, 2020

THE MIRACLE OF
THE OIL

As Chanukah 2020 draws to a close, we offer this freilach photo of HITS Editor in Chief Lenny Beer preparing his customary latkes as the holiday menorah illuminates the scene. Even amid the privations of quarantine, Lenny is a big believer in tradition; that's why he steadfastly prepares this beloved dish in the manner of his ancestors. Then he logs on to Postmates and orders a bacon cheeseburger with extra shrimp. However your own holidays are proceeding, we hope they are safe and full of light.

 
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