RUMOR MILL
Back to Rumor Mill >
Thursday, August 6, 2020

WFH SELFIES:
SATURN RETURN

Why does Caroline boss Jacqueline Saturn look so overjoyed? Because she just found out her photo would be running on this fercockte website. Working from home certainly has its challenges, but at least we're here to make it worse.

Do you have a masked and/or working-from-home selfie to share with us? You won't regret sending it to [email protected]. That's totally a lie. You will regret it bitterly, and forever. But send it anyway. Love you. Mean it.

TAGS: wfh | selfies | Jacqueline Saturn | Caroline
CAROLINE'S NEW BUSINESS IS ORGANICO
CAROLINE ADDS MARKETING MUSCLE
< PREVIOUS STORY
BACK TO RUMOR MILL
 
TOP 20: JUST TRUST US
A second sonic Boom (4/18a)
Check It Out Now
ON THE COVER:
AARON BAY-SCHUCK
AND TOM CORSON
Bunny's hoppin' again. (4/17a)
Check It Out Now
NEAR TRUTHS:
PRIMARY NUMBERS
Hats off to Larry (4/17a)
Check It Out Now
TAY’S FORTHCOMING DEBUT: WE ARE TORTURED BY SPECULATION
So many questions (4/18a)
Check It Out Now
THE COUNT: COACHELLA, FROM THE COUCH
The coziest way to experience the fest (4/18a)
Check It Out Now
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
 Email

 First Name

 Last Name

 Company

 Country
CAPTCHA code
Captcha: (type the characters above)

By clicking submit you are agreeing
to Terms and Conditions