Listen, we scarcely know what day it is, so RCA Co-President John Fleckenstein, pictured here in a mask crafted by his loving spouse, can be forgiven for not remembering which way is up. We don't know how else to explain the vertical orientation of his thumb, suggesting approval of our most recent print edition. But perhaps, given the difficulty of procuring paper products nowadays, Fleck's just happy to have something to mop up those really unpleasant household messes.
MUSIC REVENUE TOPPED $17B IN 2023: RIAA
Streaming subscriptions lead the charge. (3/27a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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