Republic A&R hitter Julian Swirsky came to visit HITS and was immediately maneuvered into a photo op with the only two available warm bodies under the age of 35, our own Jesse MacMillan and Michael Dominguez. The combined ages of these three was still lower than that of some snacks in the break room. Later, an app on Julian's phone spotted an anomaly on SoundCloud and immediately signed a rapper for $750k.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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