RUMOR MILL
Friday, May 3, 2019
THE MAFIA IS BACK IN BUSINESS
The spectacle pictured here is a performance by the reunited, Ron Laffitte-managed Swedish House Mafia, who just performed three sold-out nights in Stockholm, the alleged home of alleged Swedish Mafia activity,with some 115k tickets sold. It's rumored that this organization has became affiliated with the Columbia cartel.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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