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Wednesday, March 13, 2019
AIRHEAD: SXSWTF
HITS President Karen Glauber traipses off to Texas for this, which seems like our 387th SXSW cartoon. It contains many of the same jokes we have made every single goddamn year, rendered just slightly differently. See if you can tell. (Note: No actual Ted Cruzes were harmed in the making of this cartoon.)
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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