Following the first of his three sold-out shows at L.A.'s Wiltern, Columbia artist Hozier suddenly realizes why the Gypsy woman told him to avoid the West Coast as he finds himself corralled into a photo op with VP/Editorial Geek Simon Glickman. The HITS nerd offered to share his recently penned essay tracing the influence of French post-structuralist thought on the works of Sonny Boy Williamson. "Em, that sounds grand," Hozier replied. "I'll bet the nice security man would like to read it too."
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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