David Massey’s return to Sony Music inspired a company legend to rollout the welcome mat, inspiring this reenactment of the momentous occasion. We’re delighted to welcome back one of our all-time favorite cartoon characters—who, by the way, invented Airhead back in the 1980s.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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