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Friday, July 13, 2018

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER LAUGHTER?

"If I were pouring this tea for you in 1973," notes rock legend Robert Plant to WMG Recorded Music chief Max Lousada, "it would be infused with psilocybin mushrooms, mescaline and shredded bits of Anton LaVey incantations. But as it's 2018 I can assure you that it's just a lovely, robust Darjeeling and has been fully vetted by corporate."

In actuality, the two were united so Max could present Plant with the Nordoff Robbins O2 Silver Clef Outstanding Achievement Award. We're told that the tea was so strong that they were both tripping balls.

 
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