ATLAS SHRUGGED

Warner Bros. SVP, Head of Urban Marketing Chris Atlas realizes he walked through the wrong door in Hollywood, and rather than nursing a tasty beverage in the Kimmel green room he must now endure a clinch with our own Editor in Chief Lenny Beer and President Todd Hensley. "Me like Lil Pump," chortled Beer. "You got weed?" Fortunately, Chris was able to discreetly text for help.

NEAR TRUTHS:
CENTERS OF GRAVITY
Eilish enters a powerful new creative chapter. (5/6a)
ON THE COVER:
TAYLOR SWIFT
Sorry, Tay, but we had to do it. (5/6a)
HITS LIST: HANGIN' OUT
With extra relish (5/6a)
LATEST SCORES: KENDRICK VS. DRAKE
Multiple lead changes in this playoff game. (5/6a)
LIVE NATION POSTS (ANOTHER) RECORD QUARTER
More butts in seats than ever before. (5/3a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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