COACHELLA (AND BEY) GOT REALLY GOOD RATINGS

Coachella commanded a staggering 41m live views over the course of its first weekend (with fans in 232 countries dialing up the feed), and the acclaimed, elaborate and seemingly very expensive Beyoncé set drew 458k simultaneous global viewers on 4/14. These numbers mark the most-viewed Coachella performance ever and the most viewed live-music festival ever on YouTube.

Many viewers noted that watching Coachella from one's couch is significantly more comfortable than shvitzing like a chazzer in the middle of a duststorm while someone yells in your ear that they're wondering if you have any molly.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/26a)
SONG STREAMS: SWIFT SETS STREAMING RECORD
What did you expect? (4/26a)
SPRING BREAKOUTS: THESE HEATERS ARE STILL HOT
Who's Boomin who. (4/26a)
SONG REVENUE: “SWEET” SMELLS OF SUCCESS
Life after "Church" (4/26a)
STAGECOACH: SETS TO SEE AND PLACES TO BE
Saddle up, cowboys and cowgirls. (4/26a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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