RUMOR MILL
Friday, March 30, 2018
HITS LIST: NO FOOLIN’
Chart-topping Jack White is aware of the fact that he looks like Edward Scissorhands. Republic is staffed primarily by Democrats. Tina Tchen knows what FLOTUS stands for. Shawn Mendes knows all the words to “O Canada.” Cindy Mabe can drink Mike Dungan (but not Kacey Musgraves) under the table. Zach Katz is not conversant in German. Archie Davis has never heard of Jughead. Some of these tidbits are factual; however, they’re entirely absent from the annual April’s Fool edition of HITS List. Don’t believe everything you read on Sunday, which is also some sort of religious holiday—or two. We kid you not.
