IRONSTACHE PLUS IRONY

Congressional aspirant Randy "Ironstache" Bryce, who's mounting a challenge to Republican majority leader Paul Ryan, compounds the indignity of watching his hometown Bucks lose to the Clippers by getting corralled into a photo with two dudes from HITS. "Do you know Stormy?" queried Editor in Chief Lenny Beer, who divulged that he has developed a foolproof way to beat a polygraph by not understanding the questions. Meanwhile, Jesse Beer discreetly fired off a tweet about Jabari Parker's position on farm subsidies.