"Me rockstar too," proclaims our own Leonard J. Beer to Post Malone's manager, Dre London, during this electrifying photo op. "Me own several rocks." In addition to the tour of HITS HQ, Dre (whose shades offered scant protection from the hallway's clouds of weed smoke) was given a complimentary copy of our print edition, which we're told makes an excellent flyswatter. Meanwhile, HITS Charts Editor Jamie Mitchell missed his home planet of Tatooine.
MUSIC REVENUE TOPPED $17B IN 2023: RIAA
Streaming subscriptions lead the charge. (3/27a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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