RUMOR MILL
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
LYOR GAZES INTO
THE FUTURE
Look at that spiritual demeanor, that soulful, contemplative expression. Is he looking deep within as he posts his random reflections on Snapchat? Is he summoning a solution to YouTube's measly payouts from the farthest outposts of his consciousness? Is he napping? Many who've worked with or for him would argue that he's only lying when his eyes and mouth are open, but others aren't so sure. In a related story, if you take the number of 300 artists who aren't suing him and multiply it times zero, you can calculate your next YouTube payment.
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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JAMES KING: THE HITS INTERVIEW (PART ONE)rumor mail
