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Wednesday, February 15, 2017

CAPTION MUCH FUNNIER IN ORIGINAL RUSSIAN

At Def Jam's dope-a-licious Grammy spectacular, label supremo Steve Bartels holds an impromptu intelligence briefing with chart-topping artist Big Sean and manager Zeno Jones. Steve felt it was important to establish that his administration's overtures to Putin were only regarding tour accommodations at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton.

 
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