In the latest edition of our cartoon catastrophe, aka Airhead, Doug Morris takes Rob Stringer to Sony's inner sanctum in preparation for his ascension to the throne. This lavish production (note the sets in particular) co-stars such figures as Adele, Jay & Bey, Joel, Donnie and Lyor, not to mention the Hall of Presidents. As always, we're deeply sorry.
THE COUNT: COLDPLAY IS HOT, COUNTRY'S COOKIN' IN THE U.K.
The latest tidbits from the bustling live sector (3/28a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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