THROWBACK THURSDAY: PANDORA'S BEASTLY PRE-HISTORY

In this alarming #TBT moment from the very dawn of the millennium, Pandora co-founders Tim Westergren (center, now the tech giant's CEO, who rolled out a new mid-tier service today) and Jon Kraft attempt to explain their Savage Beast Technologies to HITS nerd-clown Simon Glickman. The cesspool editor then asked if the pair's Music Genome Project would help him find his Uncle Milosz, who 'went out for some smokes" in 1967. This bit of digital nostalgia is brought to you by the HITS 30th Anniversary Issue, on your desk now (if you haven't tossed it already).

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/26a)
SONG STREAMS: SWIFT SETS STREAMING RECORD
What did you expect? (4/26a)
SPRING BREAKOUTS: THESE HEATERS ARE STILL HOT
Who's Boomin who. (4/26a)
SONG REVENUE: “SWEET” SMELLS OF SUCCESS
Life after "Church" (4/26a)
STAGECOACH: SETS TO SEE AND PLACES TO BE
Saddle up, cowboys and cowgirls. (4/26a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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