Miserable Lesbians wins eight Toscars

WHAT ABOUT THIRTY DORK HEROES ? A parody of Les Misérables was the toast of spoof film awards the Toscars, Page Six reports. Miserable Lesbians won a record eight Golden Fists, including best film. The ceremony, organized by Brits in LA, is for sendups of the movies nominated for Best Picture. Titles included Breasts of the Southland Wild, Silver Whinings Payback and Stargo. Eric Roberts headed a judging panel at the Egyptian Theatre. Said writer/director Sandro Monetti, “I told Hugh Jackman and Helena Bonham Carter about it. Hugh asked who was playing him, and Helena asked if she could be in it.” A stage version of Miserable Lesbians will open Off-Broadway in July. (2/21a)