PLEASE DON'T GET BBQ SAUCE ON THE ELECTROPLATING MACHINE: It appears the wildly anticipated Magna Carta Holy Grail hasn't leaked online yet, at least according to torrent-site watchers. How have the Roc Nation folks kept it from leaking? They're waiting until Samsung's mobile-app giveaway has begun to get pressing underway. Which presumably means the manufacturing plant will be open on the Fourth of July, patriotically stamping out physical product that will then be rushed to retailers in time for Tuesday's street date. This follows the game plan that kept the Jay-Z/Kanye collaboration Watch the Throne from the clutches of pirates prior to release. Here's hoping the security guards watching over the process aren't on loan from UMPG. (7/3p)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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