RUMOR MILL
Monday, August 26, 2013
broadway grosses
BROADWAY THE HITS WAY: Ah, a life in the theater. Struggling! Starving! Sacrificing all for one's craft. Or, alternatively, making wheelbarrows full of money, like the folks behind these shows.
1. The Lion King $1.88m
2. Wicked $1.71m
3. The Book of Mormon $1.70m
4. Kinky Boots $1.64m
5. Motown: The Musical $1.40m
6. Matilda $1.32m
7. The Phantom of the Opera $1.07m
8. Pippin $1.00m
9. Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark $967k
10. Mamma Mia! $832k
In other news, there were technical difficulties at a Broadway performance when the smoke machines suddenly malfunctioned. Fortunately, a heroic UMPG staff member in the audience was able to produce more than enough smoke. (8/26p)
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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