broadway grosses

BROADWAY THE HITS WAY: Before we get into the weekly Broadway receipts, we have news from the Great White Way: Alanis Morissette is creating a Broadway musical, which will include songs from her smash 1995 debut, Jagged Little Pill, among others. Which means we may finally learn the answer to the musical question, "Would she go down on you in a theater?" Producer Vivek J. Tiwary (Green Day's American Idiot), Arvind Ethan David of Slingshot Productions and Career Artist Management chief Jordan Feldstein will bring this Pill to the stage. Now let's take a look at this week's Broadway grosses.

1. The Lion King $1.80m
2. The Book of Mormon $1.77m
3. Wicked $1.72m
4. Kinky Boots $1.67m
5. Motown: The Musical $1.46m
6. Matilda $1.28m
7. Betrayal $1.25m
8. The Phantom of the Opera $1.04m
9. Jersey Boys $968k
10. Pippin $957k

In other stage news, rehearsals for the Duck Dynasty musical Why a Duck? ended abruptly today when everyone suddenly ran outside. Silver lining: There's possum for dinner! (10/21p)

HITS LIST IN BLOOM
From the desert to the sea (4/16a)
ON THE COVER:
AARON BAY-SCHUCK
AND TOM CORSON
Bunny's hoppin' again. (4/16a)
DESERT HEAT:
PAUL TOLLETT
The cat in the hat is calling the shots. (4/15a)
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
THE COUNT: SUPERSTARS TO SURPRISE AT COACHELLA?
The latest tidbits from the vibrant live sector (4/12a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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