Torturing Billboard

BUCKET LIST, PART 2,473: Remember when the HITS brain trust took the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and subsequently challenged Janice Min and John Amato of Billboard? Well, we can't help but notice the sound of crickets. Perhaps the invitation got lost in the ether, so we'll reiterate it: Janice and John, isn't it time to get doused for a worthy cause? It would certainly be more interesting than the 87 Lyor Cohen eblasts you sent out today. What did Lou Gehrig ever do to you? Is it a Yankees thing? (9/9a)

TOP 20: JUST TRUST US
A second sonic Boom (4/17a)
ON THE COVER:
AARON BAY-SCHUCK
AND TOM CORSON
Bunny's hoppin' again. (4/17a)
NEAR TRUTHS:
PRIMARY NUMBERS
Hats off to Larry (4/17a)
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
POETS CORNER: TAY, SPOTIFY TEAM UP FOR L.A. HAPPENING
Truth is beauty (4/17a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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