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NEAR TRUTHS: KINGDOMS
File under: The enemy of my enemy is my friend. (3/26a)
ONE SHINING HITS LIST
She shoots, she scores! (3/26a)
YTD MARKET SHARE
Zeroing in on the elite teams (3/27a)
BEST IN THE WEST:
STEVE BERMAN
High time for another Eminem skit (3/26a)
MUSIC REVENUE TOPPED $17B IN 2023: RIAA
Streaming subscriptions lead the charge. (3/27a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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ARIANA GRANDE: Republic superstar’s sunshine proves considerably hotter than forecasts predicted. Brandon Creed is busting out a higher SPF.
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KACEY MUSGRAVES: Interscope/UMGN star’s Well slakes fans’ thirst with killer chart bow, big TV looks. Jason Owen’s bucket runneth over.
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CASEY WASSERMAN: Agency boss takes the ball for major sports-agency rebranding, launch of new biz units. He’s always been goal-oriented.
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BEYONCÉ: With “TEXAS HOLD ’EM ” still raking in the chips, Parkwood/Columbia superstar deals out powerful manifesto about Black women’s unheralded role in country music history. Is change in the cards?
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FUTURE & METRO: Epic and Republic rap luminaries form powerful Trust for first of two 2024 collabs, which should do Boomin business.
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OLIVIA RODRIGO: Deluxe edition of Geffen pop queen’s smash sophomore set rolls out five new songs. Aleen and Zack call that a GUTS-y move.
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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: Multitalented superstar is doing boffo tour biz with fastest-selling shows of his career as new RCA album bows. Team Live Nation finds it unForgettable.
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MICHAEL NASH: UMG head of digital spearheading new best-principles plan for AI in tandem with Roland Corp. We’ve asked ChatGPT to explain it to us.
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TODD MOSCOWITZ: Alamo chief on a roll with Dlow hit, OVO pact for Santa Anna. He answers to both General and BossMan.
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SEXYY RED: Open Shift/gamma. rapper tops Apple Music chart with new track, earning enough cash to buy several more vowels. Larry Jackson considers this a very big “Get.”