Nickelodeon Awards


GREASY KID STUFF: Katy Perry was blasted with slime when presenting the Favorite Movie Actress blimpie to Miley Cyrus at Saturday night’s Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, the AP reported (we forgot to watch the telecast). Co-presenter Jonah Hill grabbed Perry before she could embrace the 17-year-old singer-actress with a slimy hug. "I can't see anything," complained Perry. "Why does it taste like boogers?" (3/29a)

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